Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Games That Quell My Thirst For Violence
As many of us feel games are a healthy outlet for some of our more frustrated emotions that may be gathered during the day. It is the rare few who allow the games to help them (along with many things) actually commit acts of real violence. So I'm going to list some of these games that just make you feel better after a short bit:
God of War - Ripping the wings off a harpy just feels right.
GTA - While I can't stand playing the main part of the games, there is something relaxing about going on a citywide killing spree.
Turok 2 - An older game but nicely violent. Using the cerebral bore to bore out your enemies gray matter was fun when I was a kid.
NFL Blitz - Another oldie. Allows to smear that smart alec quarterback all over the field.
Super Smash Bros. Melee - Not famously violent but kicking the crap out Bowser or Ganondorf has its merits.
Sim City - Unleashing your wrath on the ungrateful sims is awesome.
The Sims - Inviting fools over just so you can trap them in a room with one or no toilets. Delightfully evil.
Metal Gear Solid 3 - I like activating alarms just to see how many soldiers throats I can slit before I finally get nailed.
Super Mario 64 - Contorting Mario's face or even stealing the baby penguin can provide sadistic types of fun.
Animal Crossing - In Wild World I tend to where a hockey mask, skull t-shirt, and mohawk hair thing all while carrying an ax around. Also causing the animals to fall into pitfalls or hitting them with the net all provide a certain level of cruel and tormenting behavior.
Katamari Damacy - Rolling up the pathetic humans.
Betcha' didn't see some of those games coming.
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God of War - Ripping the wings off a harpy just feels right.
GTA - While I can't stand playing the main part of the games, there is something relaxing about going on a citywide killing spree.
Turok 2 - An older game but nicely violent. Using the cerebral bore to bore out your enemies gray matter was fun when I was a kid.
NFL Blitz - Another oldie. Allows to smear that smart alec quarterback all over the field.
Super Smash Bros. Melee - Not famously violent but kicking the crap out Bowser or Ganondorf has its merits.
Sim City - Unleashing your wrath on the ungrateful sims is awesome.
The Sims - Inviting fools over just so you can trap them in a room with one or no toilets. Delightfully evil.
Metal Gear Solid 3 - I like activating alarms just to see how many soldiers throats I can slit before I finally get nailed.
Super Mario 64 - Contorting Mario's face or even stealing the baby penguin can provide sadistic types of fun.
Animal Crossing - In Wild World I tend to where a hockey mask, skull t-shirt, and mohawk hair thing all while carrying an ax around. Also causing the animals to fall into pitfalls or hitting them with the net all provide a certain level of cruel and tormenting behavior.
Katamari Damacy - Rolling up the pathetic humans.
Betcha' didn't see some of those games coming.
